Innocent until proven guilty, this works for me.

Han Solo Quotes

HUGELY funny if you put them in a sort of mental sexual context.

New Port Richey Police find new Tactical Driving Instructor

Despondent because he couldn't spell "Husqvarna"

An update on Ashley.

Ashley is the little girl who had her growth purposely stunted by her parents.  The issue seems to be that the parents feel that she will be easier to care for and have a better quality of life.