Doctor Jim had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Jim, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical
practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him backto reality. Whispering:
"Jim....Jim....Jim....you're a vet"
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Bloomin Onion Recipe
Dipping Sauce
1/2 cup mayonnaise
2 teaspoons ketchup
2 tablespoons cream-style horseradish
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon dried oregano
Dash ground black pepper
Dash cayenne pepper
The Onion
1 egg
1 cup milk
1 cup all-purpose flour
11/2 teaspoons salt
1 1/2 teaspoons cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon ground black
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano
1/8 teaspoon dried thyme
1/8 teaspoon cumin
1 giant Spanish onion (3/4 pound or more)
Vegetable oil for frying pepper
Prepare the dipping sauce by combining all of the ingredients in a small bowl. Keep the sauce covered in your refrigerator until needed.
Beat the egg and combine it with the milk in a medium bowl big enough to hold the onion.
In a separate bowl, combine the flour, salt, peppers, oregano, thyme, and cumin.
Now it's time to slice the onion-this is the trickiest step. First slice 3/4 inch to 1 inch off the top and bottom of the onion. Remove the papery skin. Use a thin knife to cut a 1-inch diameter core out of the middle of the onion. Now use a very sharp, large knife to slice the onion several times down the center to create the "petals" of the completed onion. First slice through the center of the onion to about three-fourths of the way down. Turn the onion 90 degrees and slice it again in an "x" across the first slice. Keep slicing the sections in half, very carefully, until you've cut the onion 16 times. Do not cut down to the bottom. The last 8 slices are a little hairy, just use a steady hand and don't worry if your onion doesn't look like a perfect flower. It'll still taste good.
Spread the "petals" of the onion apart. The onion sections tend to stick together, so you'll want to separate them to make coating easier.
Dip the onion in the milk mixture, and then coat it liberally with the dry ingredients. Again separate the "petals" and sprinkle the dry coating between them. Once you're sure the onion is well-coated, dip it back into the wet mixture and into the dry coating again. This double dipping makes sure you have a well- coated onion because some of the coating tends to wash off when you fry. Let the onion rest in the refrigerator for at least 15 minutes while you get the oil ready.
Heat oil in a deep fryer or deep pot to 350 degrees. Make sure you use enough oil to completely cover the onion when it fries.
Fry the onion right side up in the oil for 10 minutes or until it turns brown.
When the onion has browned, remove it from the oil and let it drain on a rack or paper towels.
Open the onion wider from the center so that you can put a small dish of the dipping sauce in the center. You may also use plain ketchup.
1/2 cup mayonnaise
2 teaspoons ketchup
2 tablespoons cream-style horseradish
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon dried oregano
Dash ground black pepper
Dash cayenne pepper
The Onion
1 egg
1 cup milk
1 cup all-purpose flour
11/2 teaspoons salt
1 1/2 teaspoons cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon ground black
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano
1/8 teaspoon dried thyme
1/8 teaspoon cumin
1 giant Spanish onion (3/4 pound or more)
Vegetable oil for frying pepper
Prepare the dipping sauce by combining all of the ingredients in a small bowl. Keep the sauce covered in your refrigerator until needed.
Beat the egg and combine it with the milk in a medium bowl big enough to hold the onion.
In a separate bowl, combine the flour, salt, peppers, oregano, thyme, and cumin.
Now it's time to slice the onion-this is the trickiest step. First slice 3/4 inch to 1 inch off the top and bottom of the onion. Remove the papery skin. Use a thin knife to cut a 1-inch diameter core out of the middle of the onion. Now use a very sharp, large knife to slice the onion several times down the center to create the "petals" of the completed onion. First slice through the center of the onion to about three-fourths of the way down. Turn the onion 90 degrees and slice it again in an "x" across the first slice. Keep slicing the sections in half, very carefully, until you've cut the onion 16 times. Do not cut down to the bottom. The last 8 slices are a little hairy, just use a steady hand and don't worry if your onion doesn't look like a perfect flower. It'll still taste good.
Spread the "petals" of the onion apart. The onion sections tend to stick together, so you'll want to separate them to make coating easier.
Dip the onion in the milk mixture, and then coat it liberally with the dry ingredients. Again separate the "petals" and sprinkle the dry coating between them. Once you're sure the onion is well-coated, dip it back into the wet mixture and into the dry coating again. This double dipping makes sure you have a well- coated onion because some of the coating tends to wash off when you fry. Let the onion rest in the refrigerator for at least 15 minutes while you get the oil ready.
Heat oil in a deep fryer or deep pot to 350 degrees. Make sure you use enough oil to completely cover the onion when it fries.
Fry the onion right side up in the oil for 10 minutes or until it turns brown.
When the onion has browned, remove it from the oil and let it drain on a rack or paper towels.
Open the onion wider from the center so that you can put a small dish of the dipping sauce in the center. You may also use plain ketchup.
"Uhhh, Guys? GUYS!!??? I'M NOT DEAD YET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Friday, November 9, 2007
OUTSTANDING!
One of the best videos I have seen in years. Television show "24" if it had happened in 1994.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Absolutley insensitive disability joke
I cannot BELIEVE the way the U.S. Courts discriminate against people with disabilities. There was a deaf couple that wanted to get divorced. They filed the petition just fine, the motions were correct, but the hearing never happened.
Nascar Things that SOUND dirty, but aren't
"She's loose in, tight in the middle, loose off"
"Just jack up the right side and take two"
"I drove it in too deep-my fault"
"Take her back to the garage, we got a lotta work to do"
"He's setting up for the bump and run"
"Make sure you fill it full"
"He's inside.....inside......inside....still there...."
"They really want to get the rear end up in the air"
"Just jack up the right side and take two"
"I drove it in too deep-my fault"
"Take her back to the garage, we got a lotta work to do"
"He's setting up for the bump and run"
"Make sure you fill it full"
"He's inside.....inside......inside....still there...."
"They really want to get the rear end up in the air"
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Crap, WHY are WE paying for this?
Idiot Democrat never heard of "Free Enterprise" concept, thinks there are 1 million Cable channels.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Brothers simultaneous ass-goring
"Hello, Mom? Yeah, me and Larry went through with it. Ummmm...We're fine but do we still have those hemmorhoid pillows that Aunt Edna used?"
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
An update on Ashley.
Ashley is the little girl who had her growth purposely stunted by her parents. The issue seems to be that the parents feel that she will be easier to care for and have a better quality of life.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Friday, February 2, 2007
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
Feinstein, $,Billions, Unethical
I never really meant for this to become a
political blog, but sometimes they just
FORCE me to post. Well, back to looking
for the next 2 penised viagra lizard.
political blog, but sometimes they just
FORCE me to post. Well, back to looking
for the next 2 penised viagra lizard.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Never give an iguana viagra
They can only cure the perma-rection via amputation. Good thing he has two.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Radioactive Transport Truck Swept Away
Springfield's 3 eyed fish joyously begins swimming
upstream seeking new mate.
upstream seeking new mate.
President Bush Reportedly Ready to Stop Iran
President Bush reportedly ready to use military force in Iran if
they develop nukes. Secretary of Defense hastily begins whiting out the
letter "Q" and replacing it with "N". President Clinton smiles, nods,
returns to her plotting.
they develop nukes. Secretary of Defense hastily begins whiting out the
letter "Q" and replacing it with "N". President Clinton smiles, nods,
returns to her plotting.
Back to the Vast Right Wing Consipracy
Soldier in Iraq tries to order matresses. Wisconsin company tells him to go to
hell, and to get out of Iraq. When that website comes back, me and both readers
are gonna spam it.
hell, and to get out of Iraq. When that website comes back, me and both readers
are gonna spam it.
Man abuses beautiful wild creature
I'm just trying to get on PETA's good side with that headline. Actually, a guy gets
attacked by a shark, pokes it in the eye, escapes. Shark last seen wearing
eyepatch and shouting "Arrrgghhh!"
attacked by a shark, pokes it in the eye, escapes. Shark last seen wearing
eyepatch and shouting "Arrrgghhh!"
President faces sex indictment
Bill's back?????? Well, at least the link will get me back into the vast right wing conspiracy.
Paris Hilton's private items on the internet
This is not news, her "private items" have been around for quite a while now. Oh, they mean her OTHER kind of private items.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Bob sought for questioning
When she hears "Male Enhancement, my wife assumes they mean they will teach me how to cook,
clean, and pick up my stinky undies. Cessation of scratching considered hopeless.
clean, and pick up my stinky undies. Cessation of scratching considered hopeless.
Monday, January 15, 2007
Something to consider
Why is it illegal to park in a
handicapped parking space but okay
to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
Steven Wright
handicapped parking space but okay
to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
Steven Wright
Heart Drug May Act as 'Female Viagra'
How exactly do they measure blood flow to animal vaginas?
Which college grad student/research assistant gets stuck with the job?
What do they say when they tell their parents where the $17,000 in tuition is going?
"Mom? Let me talk to Dad. Dad? I have good news and bad news. The good news is
that I am studying vaginas in college. No, I know, I mean FOR CREDIT this time...."
Which college grad student/research assistant gets stuck with the job?
What do they say when they tell their parents where the $17,000 in tuition is going?
"Mom? Let me talk to Dad. Dad? I have good news and bad news. The good news is
that I am studying vaginas in college. No, I know, I mean FOR CREDIT this time...."
FDA Warns Consumers About Illegal Sex Drugs
Basically, the FDA said they work-but......is a woody worth dying for?
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Global Sex Survey: Marrieds Do It More Than Teens
Who are they KIDDING? I presume that they surveyed AMISH teens. HEll, come to think of it (pun intended),
Amish teens probably get more action than 43 year old married Ohio men!
Amish teens probably get more action than 43 year old married Ohio men!
WOTC Renewed!
The Work Opportunities Tax Credit is back! Ok, it never REALLY went away, it just got caught up in government crap.
The form that you need is form 8850, available at your friendly neighborhood IRS dungeon.
The WOTC provided tax incentives for business to hire and retain employees with certain statuses:
People Receiving TANF, Certain Veterans, Many People with Disabilities, Many Felons, Summer Youth, Food Samp Recipient, and Katrina Victims.
The form that you need is form 8850, available at your friendly neighborhood IRS dungeon.
The WOTC provided tax incentives for business to hire and retain employees with certain statuses:
People Receiving TANF, Certain Veterans, Many People with Disabilities, Many Felons, Summer Youth, Food Samp Recipient, and Katrina Victims.
Everyone has an opinion on Ashley
She is the 9 year old whose parents had her sterilized and her growth stunted.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Monday, January 8, 2007
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Working with Mental Illness
Working with Mental Illness? Lots of People Do!
Severe mental illnesses, including Depression and Bi-Polar Disorder, if not dealt with, have the potential for devastating effects on the lives of many people. Over 1 out of every 4 households in Butler County have in the past , or are still dealing with mental health issues. This affects not only the person who is diagnosed, but also their families, friends, neighbors, co-workers and employers-in short all of us.
Aside from the impact on quality of life, on families, and on the larger communities, one area that is often overlooked is the way that severe mental illness can derail a career. Work is a critical part of our American culture, and sometimes helps to form a foundation that allows us to live, grow, and succeed to our potential. Many people lose a vital part of their identity and purpose in life when they experience a job loss due to severe mental illness.
One thing that is clear is that meaningful, paid work can be a part of a therapeutic recovery process after experiencing a severe mental illness. Most people just want to work, pay their bills, raise their families, and enjoy life in general. However, some people need a little help in beginning to rebuild their careers and their lives.
Severe mental illnesses, including Depression and Bi-Polar Disorder, if not dealt with, have the potential for devastating effects on the lives of many people. Over 1 out of every 4 households in Butler County have in the past , or are still dealing with mental health issues. This affects not only the person who is diagnosed, but also their families, friends, neighbors, co-workers and employers-in short all of us.
Aside from the impact on quality of life, on families, and on the larger communities, one area that is often overlooked is the way that severe mental illness can derail a career. Work is a critical part of our American culture, and sometimes helps to form a foundation that allows us to live, grow, and succeed to our potential. Many people lose a vital part of their identity and purpose in life when they experience a job loss due to severe mental illness.
One thing that is clear is that meaningful, paid work can be a part of a therapeutic recovery process after experiencing a severe mental illness. Most people just want to work, pay their bills, raise their families, and enjoy life in general. However, some people need a little help in beginning to rebuild their careers and their lives.
Friday, January 5, 2007
Brittney got me to thinking....
7 Signs that your Hillbilly Girlfriend is cheating
1.Stops....Starts.... Sometimes wears panties.
2.Gets “Billy” tattooed on her bottom, but your name is Junior.
3. New “High Fashion” tube/tank tops.
4.Washes her pickup.
5.Changes to an exotic brand of Light Beer, such as Milwaukee's Best.
6.“Cleans” the Trailer (Involves garden hose and your leaf blower).
7.She suddenly starts to expect that you will bait her hook again.
1.Stops....Starts.... Sometimes wears panties.
2.Gets “Billy” tattooed on her bottom, but your name is Junior.
3. New “High Fashion” tube/tank tops.
4.Washes her pickup.
5.Changes to an exotic brand of Light Beer, such as Milwaukee's Best.
6.“Cleans” the Trailer (Involves garden hose and your leaf blower).
7.She suddenly starts to expect that you will bait her hook again.
Thursday, January 4, 2007
Great article about Disability and Employment
I have a professional interest in the way that our society views folks with disabilities, so I emailed the author of this article, and here is his reply:
Hi Dean!
Thanks for the offer of help, but I finally managed to land a job. I'm
a reporter for a newspaper in Maryland.
As for using my article in the Washington Post, by all means, please be
my guest. Just please include my e-mail address with the story. It's
cjnewmarket@aol.com.
I'm glad you liked the article. I hope it has opened some employers'
eyes.
Chuck Jones
cjnewmarket@aol.com
Hi Dean!
Thanks for the offer of help, but I finally managed to land a job. I'm
a reporter for a newspaper in Maryland.
As for using my article in the Washington Post, by all means, please be
my guest. Just please include my e-mail address with the story. It's
cjnewmarket@aol.com.
I'm glad you liked the article. I hope it has opened some employers'
eyes.
Chuck Jones
cjnewmarket@aol.com
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
Gene Therapy for Depression Experiment
Now we know ONE reason Mickey Mouse was always in a good mood.
(News Link) 100 Respond to Rectal Thermometer
From the Office of Hysterical Situational Hyper Intervention Termination The Reader can do the Acronym.
I seem to remember playing with a broken thermometer as a kid. Now we call Haz-Mat. Oh well, could explain a lot.
I seem to remember playing with a broken thermometer as a kid. Now we call Haz-Mat. Oh well, could explain a lot.
Monday, January 1, 2007
News Link-PTSD and Heart Disease
From the Bureau of Obvious, Needless Research (BONR).
However, if you have issues with PTSD, then it is a good reminder to see your Physician on a regular basis.
However, if you have issues with PTSD, then it is a good reminder to see your Physician on a regular basis.
News Link Childhood Abuse Leads to Adult Depression
From the Bureau of Obvious, Needless Research (BONR)?
Debate-Down's testing: Wise medical information, or the return of Eugenics?
New tests for Down Syndrome, a chromosonal condition that is linked to mental retardation and developmental disabilities, are now available in the first trimester of pregnancy. This makes the abortion of the affected fetus safer and less traumatic, if the mother so chooses. The debate is this:
While parents have a right to use the most advanced medical technology, should they use this information to abort fetuses with potentially "undesired" characteristics?
News Article:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/01/01/down.syndrome.ap/index.html
Eugenics info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
While parents have a right to use the most advanced medical technology, should they use this information to abort fetuses with potentially "undesired" characteristics?
News Article:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/01/01/down.syndrome.ap/index.html
Eugenics info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
News-Man arrested in assault on grandma
Don't mess with Gramma
"Don't you choke that man when I got cookies in the oven!"
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20070101/NEWS01/701010325/
"Don't you choke that man when I got cookies in the oven!"
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20070101/NEWS01/701010325/
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