7 Signs that your Hillbilly Girlfriend is cheating
1.Stops....Starts.... Sometimes wears panties.
2.Gets “Billy” tattooed on her bottom, but your name is Junior.
3. New “High Fashion” tube/tank tops.
4.Washes her pickup.
5.Changes to an exotic brand of Light Beer, such as Milwaukee's Best.
6.“Cleans” the Trailer (Involves garden hose and your leaf blower).
7.She suddenly starts to expect that you will bait her hook again.
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everyone knows that a "real" exotic beer is iron city lite - what a dofus. you must be from ironton.
hey, if she owns her own pickup - she is gold and ya all better wash it fer her
2.Gets “Billy” tattooed on her bottom, but your name is Junior.
Bonus-"Billy" is your brother.
Special Bonus-"Billy is HER Brother.
Super Bonus-"Billy is Brother to BOTH.
4.Washes her pickup.
She don't OWN it-it's hot.
5.Changes to an exotic brand of Light Beer, such as Milwaukee's Best.
I stand corrected. http://www.pittsburghbrewingco.com/
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